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In the mid 80’s a sport emerged in pubs and bars and took America by storm. That sport was midget tossing or dwarf tossing.

The rules were simple; grab a little person and throw him or her as far as you possibly can.

Now we’re sure many of you think this was very cruel, but keep in mind that these flying little people got paid a giant sum to be hurled by drunken pub patrons. Some of them made over $100,000.00 a year until 1989 when the sport became banned in the US.

The longest midget toss on record that we could find was made during the British Dwarf Tossing championships of 2002 when Jimmy Leonard of England tossed all 4′4″ and 98 pounds of Lenny the Giant a giant 11 feet 5 inches.

I’m not sure I even have words for this one.